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J&H’s polka dot wedding cake October 29, 2008

Filed under: Wedding cakes — crummb @ 12:50 am
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IT can be done. A tall 4-inch cake can be covered with fondant and the secret is – *cymbal clash* – buy it pre-made! Two weeks ago, after my attempt using my own home-made fondant failed miserably (as detailed here), I spent a few days panicking. I won’t be able to give Jess what she wants for her wedding cake. How!

Then I remembered – ask Yoda. Every apprentice has a mentor and mine – even though he doesn’t know it – is Andy Foo, executive pastry chef of the Grand Hyatt. I interviewed him a few years ago and had turned to him to make a four-tier dummy cake for my wedding in 2006. Since then, he has been the person to call when I hit a life-threatening baking crisis.

So I email-ed him about my fondant predicament and this is what I learnt. All baking professionals buy their fondant pre-made. And the brand that Yoda, and all the top hotels and bakeries in Singapore use, is Massa Ticino from Switzerland.  It’ll have no problems covering a 4-inch tall cake, Yoda said. So I promptly drove all the way to its distributor in Defu Lane in Hougang to get a 7-kg tub.

When I cut out a slab and rolled it out, I almost wept with joy. The fondant is not sticky, and miraculously elastic and malleable. When it is thrown over a 4-inch cake, the “waves” that form around the sides can somehow stretch and contract at all the right places, wrapping the cake seamlessly. It was almost too good to be true.

What’s their secret ingredient? I don’t know. Whatever it is - even if it’s melamine - I’m their biggest fan.

Anyway, big big hugs and thanks to Chris and Sooch who offered some ideas when I sent out an SOS two weeks ago. I feel like a problem-child-made-good when I say to them (with tears welling up in eyes), “Pa, Ma, I did it!”


It never rains but it pours. For a good half a year, no one gets married and I don’t get to make any wedding cakes. Then two friends decided to get married this month - over the same weekend.  But hey, no sweat. Jess & Han Ee is on Saturday, and Charmayne & Alvin is on Sunday. There’s nothing a little military-precision planning can’t do. Just start early.  

Jess wanted a three-tier cake with polka dots in two shades of purple, shocking pink and aqua. Since I had to work on Wednesday and Thursday, I started making the polka dots a week earlier on a Saturday. The dots were made of home-made pastillage (icing sugar, gelatin, cornflour), rolled out and cut out using round icing tips. But some of the colours didn’t turn out right, while others – waddahekk! -  lightened drastically after a few days. So I had to redo them on Monday and Wednesday. I am Miss Conscientious-lity.

 

I baked the cakes – chocolate sponge for J&H; butter sponge for C&A – on Tuesday. It took an entire day because my little rinky-dink oven can only bake one cake at a time. (Put two in there and the bottom one just won’t cook.) When they were done, I wrapped each one in cling film, stacked them in the fridge, and hoped that my copious use of plastic wouldn’t raise sea levels somewhere. I also forced my mum and husband to consume all leftovers to make room for my babies.

 

I took leave on Friday to decorate Jess’ cake. The chocolate cakes were split and filled with whipped chocolate ganache (Jess wanted a full-on chocolate experience). Then I covered the cakes with the amazing Massa Ticino fondant and stuck on the polka dots with dabs of water. It took a few hours and my back got a beating. I suffer for my craft.

 

Once completed, the cakes spent the entire afternoon and night in my air-conditioned bedroom so the fondant and dots wouldn’t melt. The supporting dowels were sturdy drinking straws – in purple, of course, Jess’ favourite colour. You can bet that there were no wild movements in my bedroom that night. My cakes gotta sleep!

 

When the cake was assembled at White Rabbit, the gorgeous church-turned-restaurant venue where the wedding was held, it didn’t melt, topple, or do anything to damage my heart. I got the best compliment of the day when my lurves, S and L, raved about how it looked, then raved some more when they tucked in. L even had a second helping. Girlfriends are the best!

Ultimately, I’m pleased as punch that I contributed something to Jess’ big day. Jess, an ex-colleague  from a very special time in my life when work was play, is forever the sunshine girl (who threw up Lana cake and swore never to drink tequila again. But did). And she shone none brighter than on her wedding day, looking impossibly romantic with a flower garland in her hair. Here’s to you, Jess, and your dashing new man. You’re gonna make some really cute babies :)

 

8 Responses to “J&H’s polka dot wedding cake”

  1. Wow it looks fantastic. Great job! Looks like you’re well on your way to single handedly conquering the wedding cake industry in Singapore ;)

  2. sooch Says:

    Congratulations!!! Well done!!! :)
    Never knew that about the commercial fondant. I thought these chefs all had ‘ka gias’ (ie slaves) who did nothing whole day but knead fondant, make pastillage, boil syrup, etc etc etc. Ha.

  3. chris Says:

    Well done Ah Ger! Ma and Pa are so proud of you!! :-D
    I must say your appliqued spots are AMAZINGLY even – like Paperchase wrapping paper pattern!

  4. wordsmith Says:

    nice! do u know the pix of ur scoop cake wedding cake has been taken off the tampopo deli walls? I actually made charles walk all the way there just to show him the pix! And i STILL haven’t had the chance to taste the famous scoop cake!

  5. Stephie Says:

    i really love reading about your cooking/baking adventures… it’s as though I was the one facing a baking crisis too!

  6. crummb Says:

    awwww. five big wet kisses – one for each of you! :)

    jenny: what? they took down my picture?!! aiya, just get charles to read my blog! the photo will always be here. i’m devastated that they don’t make the scoop cake anymore. better learn how to make it myself!

  7. j Says:

    could you give me the address of the fondant place please? :)

  8. crummb Says:

    hi j, here’s the contact:
    Focus Network Agencies
    87 Defu Lane 10
    #02-03 MEC Technocentre
    Tel: 6858-1800 (best to call beforehand to order – a 7kg tub costs $63)


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